Cats do not like fruits
this is my favorite gif set.
The last one is wonderful
"I think every woman at one point or another in their life has been called a bitch. For a long time I had a real problem with that word, I didn’t like it and I thought it was derogatory. But I’ve gotten to a place now where I’ve made a lot of peace with it. It’s been so overused and made to seem so derogatory towards woman that I’ve adapted it into an empowering feeling for myself. If I’m a bitch then I’m a bitch, if that’s what an assertive woman is to you. So I’ve sort of adapted it as a badge of honor."
sex education at its finest
"so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"
"Wait, I thought periods only lasted like one day?"
Actual quote from first boyfriend, 18 at the time.
do other girls actually go to bed with their bras on or is that just in movies because i would never wear a bra to bed its like going to bed with tape on your mouth
my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen
The Newcomers in Smash Bros look so good
what an icon
just the girly things
- forcing an earing through a closed piercing
- taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin
- human sacrifice
- homemade face masks
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS
me as a teacher